THIS IS THE HUMAN CONDITION.

Your name is ROSE LALONDE, and you are SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. Reputedly, you have a deep-seated appreciation for ELEGANT PROSE, which will often coincide with your status of WIZARDRY AFICIONADO. In your free time, you will attempt to make progress on the various SEWING projects you leave about, or perhaps on any of the GRAND LITERARY COMPOSITIONS you have been trying to create. You often entertain the thought of adopting a profession of the PSYCHOLOGICAL PERSUASION in order to put your ANALYTICAL TENDENCIES to good use, but you're still too young to make a definite decision.

For now, you're just going where the world takes you.

(Clubstuck's Rose Lalonde, who is proudly played by Tumblr user basstrip. Icon art used with respect to bendieci, its rightful creator.)